Holly Willoughby's breasts have just been crowned Best Celebrity Cleavage in a poll by Wonderbra, but no one asked us so we decided to undertake our own office survey.
We tried to include ladies who weren't in Wonderbra's official list (otherwise that would have entirely defeated the point), but we were actually quite shocked by who was left out. NO CHRISTINA HENDRICKS? HAS EVERYONE GONE MAD?
Here is Wonderbra's line-up:
1. Holly Willoughby
2. Scarlett Johansson
3. Beyonce
4. Rihanna
5. Marilyn Monroe
6. Dita Von Teese
7. Katy Perry
8. Brigitte Bardot
9. Kim Kardashian
10. Lara Stone
And here are our own results. (Prepare for imminent thigh rubbing.)
1. Christina Hendricks
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How this lady could have been left off Wonderbra's top 10 is a mystery worthy of some serious investigation. But we're not going to investigate it, we're just going to put her at the top of ours. Look at her unbelievable boobs! And she's back on our screens at the moment, starring as Joan in the new series of Mad Men. Curvy and topical.
2. Kelly Brook
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And oldie but a goodie. (We don't mean she's old, she's not, she's only 32, we just mean her boobs have been around for ages, but they're AMAZING.) We don't understand how these bad boys were left off the list. It's a scandal. Kelly's boobs, we salute you.
3. Salma Hayek
ABC
The best boobs in Hollywood (bar Christina Hendricks)? YES.
4. Halle Berry
Reuters
Outstanding. The only possible two things that could have worked as a suitable balance to Daniel Craig coming out of the sea in Bond for pure sexiness. Everyone was happy.
5. Jessica Simpson
SPLASH
Okay, so she's pregnant which makes her boobs doubly enormous, but they were still amazing before. Look!
6. Katy Perry
SPLASH
She appeared in Wonderbra's list too - and rightly so. It's amazing how someone so petite can have some amazing natural jubblies.
7. Scarlett Johansson
Splash News
Again - amazing figure, amazing boobs. It's unfair. But at least she gets them out occasionally so we can all enjoy them.
8. Adriana Lima
Models should NOT have racks like this. Fact. And most of them don't - which is probably why Adriana is one of the best paid supermodels in the world and a Victoria's Secret Angel.
9. Heidi Klum
SPLASH
Heidi's amazing cleavage is often overlooked in general breast-related conversations, but they shouldn't be. Like Adriana she is one of the few models who actually has a properly decent pair - and uses them to great effect.
10. Lindsay Lohan
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Perhaps a surprising entry...But look at her boobs! They're amazing. And they've been amazing for years. They're one of the reasons Playboy was so keen to get her as a covergirl. And they served her well.
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